Robert: boss, China se Mr. Hu aayee
hain.
Ajit: Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par
humor ban ke sab ko hasaayenge.
Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with
Mona daaa..arrling's typing.
Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko
kaat do.
Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ?
Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam
shaarthand to seekh legi.
Ajeet: Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh
Compooter laga do aur debugger starrt kar
do.
Raabert: Lekin kyoon, baas?
Ajeet: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.
Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho
raha hai ?
Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe
chhakka maar raha hai.
Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Raabert: Yes Boss.
Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun
Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai
.......
Scene: Ajeet comes to know about the
traitor in his gang.
Ajeet: Raabert, ise ShamePain mein daal
tho, agar Shame se nahi mara to Pain se mar
jayega.
Scene: Giving a decision as to how the
hero should be killed.
Ajeet: Peter, time bomb le aao aur is
saale ko usse bandh do. Timer ko teek das
bajhe set kar do. Nahin nahin, yeh saala to
sub cheez hamesha late karta hai. Iska mauth
bhi late hona chahiye. Timer ko panch minute
late rakh do. Arre, Raabert, Raabert,
bevkoof, silly fellow, time bomb ko yahan
peh math rakho, yeh to 'no-smoking' area hai.
Ha haa ha. Time bomb 'tic tic tic tic' karke
bajega. Aur iska dil 'tup tup tup' karke
dhatakega. Tum agar paas me khade hoge to
tumko 'tic tup tic tup tic tup' suanaai dega"
Ajeet: Rabert! isko eraser se maar do,
yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit bhi jayega
Raabert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz
sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss?
Ajeet: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra,
Mona ke saath Sona
Peter: Boss? Sona kahan hei?
Ajeet: Tum chahe jahan bhi sona, lekin
mujhe to Mona darling ke saath sona!
Scene: Ajeet spots one of his is
enemies...
Ajeet: Maikal, woh jo admi ghadi pahne
tumhe nazar aarahaa hai, woh hamara mehman
hai. Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee
gadhi pahna do...phir woh do ghadi ka mehman
ho jayega !
Scene: Ajeet is escaping with his men in
a helicopter...
Ajeet: Kuch hee der mein hamara
helicopter hindustan ki sarhadon ke pare
door birmingham mein hoga. Wahaan tumhe ek
kaale rang ki sioorlett (cheverlett) nazar
aayegi. Wo tumhe signal degee...on..off..on..off
Raabert : Boss..hamara signal kya hoga ?
Ajeet : bewkoof...off..on..off..on...
Raabert: Boss? Is kaa kyaa kare boss?
Ajeet: Rawbert! Is pille ko liquid oxygen
me daal do. Liquid ise jeene nahi dega, aur
oxygen ise marne nahi dega.
Peter: Boss? aur is pille ka kyaa kare
boss?
Ajeet: Peter! Is saale ko super-conductor
me daal do, saala bus mein ticket dete-dete
thak jayega.
Peter: Boss is saale ka kya karen ?
Ajeet: Ise microprocessor mein daal
do...BIT by BIT marega !
Robert: aur boss..iska kya karen ?
Ajeet:Ise hamlet poison khilado...sochta
rahega, to be or not to be !
Scene: Ajeet ordering his chela to kill
the enemy
Ajeet: "Raabert, Ise varnish mein daal
do, saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi aa
jaayegi.
Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon,
mujhe headek ho raha hai.
Ajeet: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to
karna hi padegak.!
Scene: Ajeet ordering his chela to kill
the enemy
Ajeet: "Raabert, Isss Haramzaade ko
social security pe daal doo. Saale ko
Society jeene nahin degea aur security isse
marne nahin degea.
Scene: Raabert and Ajeet are in a boat.
The boat suddenly springs a hole and water
starts coming inside. Raabert is perplexed !
Raabert: Boss ab kya hoga ??
Ajeet: Raabert Ek aur hole bana do , aur
ek hole me IN aur doosre me out lik do . Ek
hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se
bahar chale jayega !!
Scene: Ajeet is worried about something.
Robert is facing him.
Ajeet: Shanker kaal bahuth bada maal
Versova beach per aane wala hain..... A
pause..... Tum chootti le lo.
Scene: Raabert had twins and comes to
the "Boss".....
Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye
koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet : Ek ka naam rakho Peter....
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ? Ajeet:
Repeater.
Scene: Raabert had triplet and comes to
the "Boss".....
Raabert: Boss, mera teen bachche ka keya
naam shoche hein aap?
Ajeet: Ek Naam rakhkho, Peter, Repeater
aur Wang Chung.
Raabert: Teesra ka naam "Wang Chung" kiu
boss???!!!
Ajeet: Beokuf, tumhe malum nehi...is
prithwi me paida hone waalaa har teesra
bachcha Chinese hota hai.
Ajeet: Raabert, is bail kaa stool test
karo.
Raabert: Stool, boss ?
Ajeet: Aakhir pataa chale ki ye bullshit
kya cheez hai.
Scene: Ajeet get's hold of his favourite
hero & then directs his chela.
Ajeet: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein
laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga
do.
Maikal: Lekin kyon baas?
Ajeet: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta?
Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range
haathon pakad legi. he he he....
Scene: Raabert and Ajeet go for shikar...Raabert
spots a peacock...
Raabert: Boss....more.. more...
Ajeet picks up the peacock, shoots it and
says... Ajeet : Nomore !
Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen ?
Ajeet : ise sui chubho chubho kar mar
daalo... pulees samjhegi sui-cide hua hai.
Peter: bass yeh aadmi to kuchh boal hee
nahin rahaa...
Ajeet: Ise revolving chair pe bitha do,
pataa to lage chakkar kya hai.
Ajeet: Mona, tum Toni se shaadi mat
karnaa, bahut mona-toni ho jaegi.
Ajeet: Raabert, dayna (Diana) ko kuch
khatta pila do.
Robert: kyu boss ? Ajeet: Bewkoof, woh
dayna se daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct
kar dena.
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